"Im legal" said the old man from walmart
"Yeah right bitch" you say as you steal all his cocaine and heroine.
"Yeah right bitch" you say as you steal all his cocaine and heroine.
by A Dead Poet- December 10, 2017
Get the im legalmug. When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".
Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?
by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010
Get the IM confusedmug. when your getting ready to scrap and you come up to the certain person; so basically telling someone like we finna fight is you ready?
by PrincessofdaDMV December 10, 2019
Get the Im Wit Itmug. by blah August 26, 2003
Get the 1337-IMmug. 
Another way of saying "Got You". When you trick someone into doing something or you wanna change the subject just yell, "GAAAAAT IIIIIIIM".
Pronounced - "Gard Eem"
Pronounced - "Gard Eem"
by Rassyboy January 23, 2018
Get the Gat Immug. This means that ur a complete noob at everything. Ur more of a noob than a normal noob and u dont even know how to jump in minecraft. It also means that u r even more noobed than a normal noob and a dumb noob. It also means u might have been diagnosed with IM NOOOOB and its a deadly disease
Omg bro ur an IM NOOB I cant believe that ur actually so dumb. I think u r either got the disease ir ur retarded. I think its both. Have a nice day being known as the IM NOOOOOB
by IHateDonaldTrump08 June 11, 2020
Get the Im NOOOOOBmug.