Hypocrite

A person who tells somebody not to do something or do something, then proceed to do the opposite. Also known as grade 8´s.

Person 1: No playing video games! Person 1 plays video games. Person 2: You are such a hypocrite.

by riverskipper January 7, 2019

Hypocrite

Shanzay Sarosh Gems Wellington Academy Al Khail Born in Pakistan Claims Be Canadian A liar A pathological Liar May I Add She Also Has Smelly Pedo Brother Who Look Unhygienic Ty For Listening

Hypocrite is Shanzay

Shanzay is hypocrite

by Hamood Dxb 🩸🥶 August 30, 2022

Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome

When someone continually complains about how much work they have or how tired they are instead of actually doing work to achieve some type of validation and avoid doing work at the same time.

"Dude, you are going through Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome, please shut your face hole."

by Wumperson November 2, 2020

hypocrit

Someone who accuses you of something they do themselves

(aka a cunt )

Reece is a hypocrit

by sizzlebob69 September 25, 2020

Hypocrite

a hypocrite is someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.

Keandre: Yeah i use this page to stalk my girl.
Erica:... wait *remembers that time when Keandre cussed out someone for stalking his page* Youre a hypocrite
Hypocrite: someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.

by MediumMilfNoMoney October 8, 2017

horizontal hypocrite

someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups

Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.

Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.

by kornelbut May 21, 2024

Hypocrite

Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.

1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"

2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!

by Ew123 June 27, 2019