When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
by mothy123 April 13, 2025

Sister-Husbands
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz
Noun
A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each other’s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz
Noun
A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each other’s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.
“Those two debate would skip coffee and then argue about pineapple on pizza while having sex on a public beach—they’re total sister-husbands.”
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