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mountain husband

When a man take s care of a woman who is just a friend to him and gets totally taken advantage of.
He was her mountain husband until she turned into a complete Narcissistic bitch.
by OuttaCake August 19, 2022
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Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023
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Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint
Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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My husband

Hugh Laughton-Scott.
Me: “Hugh Laughton-Scott is my husband and the love of my life.”
by kys694203004 February 20, 2024
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bertholdts._.husband

an amazing tiktoker and is bertholdts ACTUAL husband *NOT CLICKBAIT*😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😪😪😪🙄🙄🙄🙄😼😼😼😼
OMG!?!!!!!!? ITS THAT Bertholdt AND HIS HUSBAND?!?!?!?!

Omg bertholdts._.husband is so cool😱
by bertholdts._.husband June 17, 2021
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Husband Hole

A mans asshole that is able to accommodate a large penis on a regular basis while still maintaining tightness.
I went on a few dates with this guy and he has such a husband hole. He took it no problem and it didn't feel used at all.
by queuethequeue December 25, 2023
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husband

dont get a husband
by tyufty December 8, 2021
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