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Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
by mothy123 April 13, 2025
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sister-husbands

Sister-Husbands
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz

Noun

A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each other’s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.
“Those two debate would skip coffee and then argue about pineapple on pizza while having sex on a public beach—they’re total sister-husbands.”
by bestbethedefinition October 3, 2025
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Mountain Husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch
Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to best mountain husband!
by OuttaCake August 15, 2022
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Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple
matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘
by flairswrld January 2, 2023
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Husband

Lixy period the definition of lixy is husband
Girl: Lixy husbanddddd
by FreakyMcgee January 16, 2021
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mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch
Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!
by OuttaCake August 15, 2022
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Husband in law

My husband in law is a pain when I see him with my step kids
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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