Human Snookapede

A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.

Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?

Because It's a Human Snookapede

by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012

Dean and Humanity

In the series Supernatural, it is said that the angel Castiel is "in love.. With humanity." This upset quite a few Destiel fans, those who believes that Castiel (Cas) and Dean are in love.

When Misha Collins, actor of Cas, were answering to questions from fans, he said "by humanity.. Do you mean Dean?"
Therefore, Humanity and Dean has now become a pun for Dean.

"By humanity... do you mean Dean?"
-Misha Collins

Fans:
"Castiel is in love with Dean and humanity."

by Levi-verbal-abuser June 9, 2014

human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.

A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .

by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018

Human Kike

One of the most popular insults of the strong and powerful hero, the Human Kite. Take into consideration that the joke works extremely well because of the hero being a Jew.

Cartman (The Coon): "Fuck you, Human Kike!"
Kyle (Human Kite): "Screw you, fat-ass."

by Straight Out the Rice Fields January 5, 2017

Human Cow

A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.

That guy's girlfriend is a human cow! He milks her...literally.

by Trish54 February 9, 2009

human bean

A sympathetic but emotionless bean-eater that has seen all the goods and bads in humanity, and is willing to make sacrifice(s) to fulfil something that is greater than the value he or she places on himself/herself because of a strong sympathy on other beings.

He is a real human bean.

by HY371c May 3, 2018

Human trafficking

Trading a humans life for profit.

Identity theft is human trafficking

by Shani may September 1, 2018