hugh despensor

A joke where one person says 'Imagine if _____ marries Hugh Despensor...' and the other person replies with '_____ DESPENSOR!!!'

Person 1: 'Imagine if Semen married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: 'SEMEN DESPENSOR!!!!!'

by Lordnahtanoj May 4, 2024

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alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut

i can smell that guys alan hughes from here

by Miss terry August 18, 2012

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Dookey Hughes

Someone who is always smelling like feces. Reals of stank or poop. Usually has not whipped their ass or showered in days. Constantly sleeps in their own filth.

“Man.. that smells terrible.” “Yeah, that’s just Dookey Hughes..”

by Dookeymaster89 December 5, 2018

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Hugh

An extremely fat, overly cocky, and loud walking whale. If you are a 'Hugh' with blond hair and more than 80kgs... please hit the gym and lose some weight you ugly bastard.

Broo you are such a 'hugh' hit the gym fatass

by ILikeItWhenYourHairIsWet March 15, 2023

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a 5’9 student who attends the lovett schools. he has a thing for middle schoolers and frequently tries to get with girls 1-2 years younger than him. his giant hair adds 5” to his height and he refuses to put any effort into school or football and is a solid second string on jv. his mom also tried to sue lovett for being “too liberal”

yikes, did you see hugh roper with that 8th grader at seaside?

by bigbigbig27 November 22, 2021

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