The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
by Feral Man September 6, 2014
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Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
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