Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 18, 2022

hoop love

Hoop love is sex between 2 men.

Billy and Bob were practicing some hoop love.

by SkulledWarlock November 6, 2022

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Squatin on the hoop

To sit on a toliet, squat.Squatin on the hoop is a synoynym for a bowl movement over a hoop, or circular toliet. One is usually Squezzing a loaf, other wise known as pooping

Whoa Georgie, whenn you were Squatin on the hoop you left a pungeunt stench

by backflip joe April 30, 2006

Fade or Hoop

Fighting or shooting guns

"I told that nigga we can fade or hoop its wat eva"

by Xavier weaver boimbo May 10, 2022

rally go hoops

Delhi Belly; traveler's diarrhea. When one can't leave the toilet dor more than 2 minutes.

The hot tamale off the street cart gave him the rally go hoops.

by ScotCanAm May 4, 2018