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holy muss

1.)A common Newfoundland term for "holy shit"
2.)muss = vagina..lol
3.)mah...holy vagina
jonny: dude, check out hiz rims
Mike: HOLY MUSS...das some rims he got
by Queen b June 22, 2003
mugGet the holy mussmug.

holy mackaroli

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.
girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"
by Adogwithalog October 17, 2018
mugGet the holy mackarolimug.

The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.
“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”
by LDOS1334 April 19, 2018
mugGet the The holy childmug.

The Holy Ten

A way to pleasure your significant other by putting your hands together as if you’re praying and inserting it into them.

Optional: Spreading your hands apart of insertion adds more fun to The Holy Ten.

Warning: May cause pain. May cause relationship problems.
Some guy: Bro I gave my girl The Holy Ten last night.

Some dude: It was supposed to be a joke.

Some guy: She broke up with me.
by RDCurs August 3, 2021
mugGet the The Holy Tenmug.

holy guac

Almost as intense as holy guacamole but not quite. Like a “woah that’s pretty crazy” but not a “OMG THATS HELLA WACK” ya know? It can also be a short hand for holy guacamole
Brent: Hey man, did you how long the hw is?
Brock: Yeah bro holy guac Mrs. May really out here killin all these trees
by $wagalicious May 31, 2019
mugGet the holy guacmug.

Holy Fingers

The name you are entitled to after you finger a christian woman.
"Did you hear Gimmy has the holy fingers?"
by odorousnow April 23, 2016
mugGet the Holy Fingersmug.

Holy Houdini

when you are doing your girl from behind, and you pull out--and spit on the girls back to make her think you got off, then when she turns around, you give a shot in the face.

not necessarily nice, so be careful who you choose to victimize with this move.
I was doing her from behind, and I figured it would be a great time to try a Holy Houdini
by loverofthepenis November 21, 2010
mugGet the Holy Houdinimug.

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