festival hoagie

When a girl visits a festival without a bag, she doesn't have a tent and toiletries. she has to find a place to sleep every night, usually in a different tent every night. Each night she sleeps in a tent she thanks the owner of the tent by letting him cum inside her. because she does not have her toiletries with her, she can not clean herself after. the last night she finds herself in someone elses tent, the cum of multiple men drool out of her vagina like a cheese filled hoagie. thats when she has a festival hoagie

A girl joined my tent the last day of the festival, and when i went down on her i saw she had a festival hoagie.

by ;lkjasdf;lkj;lksajhallohalloha March 23, 2018

HAND HOAGIE

A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.

You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO

I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “

by MATTSLAPPY17 June 2, 2018

ruby._.hokage

someone very epic

ruby._.hokage is a pretty cool dude ngl

by bussycream September 29, 2021

hoebag

a sleezy whore, or female who will never stop blowing

joe: did you see that hoebag walking down the street?
josh: yeah she was banging!

by ur dad June 18, 2006

hobar

n.

One who partakes in the service provided by a bawd.

Go flak a bawd, you epicene hobar!

by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 4, 2004

dirty hoagie

The unfortunate combination of a wedgie and swamp ass.

Reginald gave Wilbur a monster wedgie after a game of basketball. Dude was rockin a dirty hoagie the rest of the day.

by yeeserious October 20, 2005

hoebag

A female individual who has thrown all morals out in order to achieve a higher status in society.

Miley Cyrus is the perfect role model for wannabe hoebags.

by pseudobitch February 26, 2011