herpagonnasiphilitus

the most nasty combination of STD's yet, incubated deep in the pits of Tibetan Hookers.
this is when you manage to obtain not one but three STD's: herpes, gonnarhea, siphilus. Then they all break out at once
(her-pa-ga-nah-sif-ill-i-tus)

that nasty hoe gave me herpagonnasiphilitus

by T-venge October 30, 2007

Herpagonasiphilies

A term used to describe three main STD's which run rampid in the midwest, mainly in the county of Douglas. This word is derived from three separate STD's know as Herpes, Gonahrrea, and Syphillis. Put together in combination the prognosis for these diseases does not look good. This condition has been known to completely eliminate one's sex life, causing individuals to have no reason to live.

When I rolled up to the pharmacy I was getting the stink eye for filling my Valtrex, but they just didn't understand that my herpagonasiphilies flared up again.

by I'm 90210 bitches April 10, 2009

Herpagonisypilaids

All the STD's crammed into one conveniently used word.

"I almost shit my pants when she told me she had Herpagonisypilaids!"

by Grandmaster assblaster May 2, 2009

herpagonnaringworm

A sexually transmitted disease that only your vet can cure. Often contracted on long fun filled and drunken vacations. Often confused with the type of worm that crawls up a mans penis while he is swimming, but infact it is a totally seperate type of parisite. Early warning signs include all of the symptoms of herpes and gonnarea while at the same time feeling nauseated because you have ringworm.

Susie: "Oh no, i went on that cruise and I think I caught herpagonnaringworm!"
Sally: "dont worry my cat had that last month, the vet will just give you a pill, then you will shit and vomit until all the herpagonna-ringworms are gone."
Susie: "phew, I guess herpagonnaringworm DOES work for me!"

by sam6 March 4, 2011

herpagonnasiffleaids

herps, gono, siffilis, and AIDS all mixed in one discusting body

LOL, you got herpagonnasiffleaids, should of warn a condom :/

by the condom December 11, 2011

Herp Spray

a female so infested with STD's the hair spray in her hair most likely contains a high percentage herpes

Dylan- well at least in AZ they aren't as dirty

Bruno- ya right!

Dylan- nothing shower couldnt cure. here i need fucking lye

Bruno- i see girls eating herpes for breakfast in AZ
they put "herp spray" in their hair!

Dylan- yeah thats an afternoon snack here.

by Dirty BJD January 9, 2012

Herpaninticulitus

Herpes of the inner section of the anus

"I hope this Herpaninticulitus cream works, I'm supposed to get my salad tossed later..."

See valtrex

by Jebus715 February 14, 2012