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alamo heights

a snooty town, in san antonio texas. They are not actually very rich, but they like to pretend they are. everyone in alamo heights thinks they are rich, but others having lived in other places know they are not, and get really pissed off when these people try to act nonchalant and rich. they think they are the whole world, and their academics suck. Really, they do.
no one in alamo heights will understand this because again, they think they are everything.
"I'm from alamo heights, so i get a good education and have lots of money!"

"No you don't. You are stupid, and although not poor, mediocre. You are part of the bourgeoisie. Not that you understand that."

"whatever, i'm rich."

"haha, right..."
by Victori4 December 30, 2007
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Keystone Heights

A small town in Florida alot like starke but with just as many lakes as there is rednecks, the town is ruled by two gay lovers Justin beiber and K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man, who are both military badasses and protect the town of keystone heights whenever the crazy rednecks of keystone and starke collide. Other than lakes and rednecks the only other thing keystone has going for it is its Friday night lights, which is definitely nothing special since it's a team comprised solely of midget strippers AND....you guessed it MORE REDNECKS! So if you wanna have n amazing time in Florida like you've heard all about on TV shows then just be sure to steer clear of Keystone Heights.
When I grow up I wanna move down to Keystone Heights and become a redneck!
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hawthorne heights

what in hell ever happened to them anyway? they kinda sucked lol...
HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS!!!! former beloved band of poser girls!!!!! WHERE'D YA GO????
by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007
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Heightist

To make fun of one’s height. Tie shouldnt make fun of my height🥹
Thats so heightist is it cause im 5’2”
by Umm.dw abt it May 3, 2022
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Berlin heights

A small town village that nobody knows about but has a good school district and should be more well known and taken care of.
You know the small town over by Milan Ohio,? Berlin heights.”
by Berlin-liver December 17, 2018
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Keystone heights

A small town in Florida, at the high school all the rich bitches think they are all that, and all the guys are hoes and talk shit about girls, alot why most if the girls are bisexual or gay, we are a bunch or rednecks and alot of pot heads, we have alot of partying going on with under age drinking but everyone gets a way with it because no one cares in keystone
The party in keystone heights was insane we got wasted
by Yee yee juice *drinks* May 13, 2019
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lynn rose heights

Lynn rose heights is a place to give you anxiety and depression. Full of cliques.
She went to Lynn rose heights. She is messed up now.
by LMFaomf February 6, 2019
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