what happened?

Non-sensical, over-used replacement for "could you please repeat that?" Generally uttered by white males in the 12-16 year-old demographic. Enhances one's ability to sound like a moron.

Roger: "Hey, Joe, what time is it?"
Joe: "What happened?"

by ESoro September 2, 2006

Not. Going. To happen.

Something you tell a guy when it's just NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Must be said in a high volume or tone so that all parties within the unit know he's not getting any.

Girl: What are you doing over there... are you getting a CONDOM???
Boy: Ahhhh noooo, just grabbing my wallet... (as he reaches into roommate's nightstand drawer)
Girl: Not. Going. To happen.

by The Moisty January 22, 2010

Happiness

It is simply the absence of sadness.

"The war is over. Don't you feel the happiness?"

by ohhereshecomes March 30, 2009

It won't happen again

The phrase that people say to their boss when they know that they have fucked up and their boss has yelled at them at them. This is the acceptable response apart from "sorry" that should be used when apologising to a boss. The harshness of the reason can vary from being late to shredding a court case report. The result is always the same, the accused, embarrassed and flustered, the boss, pissed off, saying "it better not" and the rest of the workers staring at the accused.

Boss: Hey Gary, have you seen the Johnson Parking ticket case? It was on my desk.

Gary: Was it on the same corner that is the shred pile?

Boss: Yes, have you seen it?

Gary: I kind of shredded it...

Boss: YOU DID WHAT???

Gary: But it was on the shred pile

Boss: ALWAYS ASK ME WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHRED SOMETHING. NOW GO INTO THE SHREDDER AND PICK OUT ALL THE PAPER FROM THE FILE AND STICK IT BACK TOGETHER!!!

Gary: Sorry Mr Stevens. It won't happen again.

Boss: It better not.

by Sieffy May 6, 2013

lumps of happiness and joy

The Female Bresticles

Madi loves her lumps of happiness and joy.

by Paaaaaaaaat September 4, 2006

what happens what happens

lo que paso paso
what happens what happens
it is the definition of life and what life is. I mean like life is life, and what happens what happens.

1: yo I fucked up my test
2: don't worry what happens what happens

by The Real Lil Wayne December 9, 2008

Happiness

An emotion that occurs when your significant other is either A) NOT yelling at you. Or B) Making you a sandwich.

Dude, my girl just made me a sandwich. My happiness level could not be higher right now.

by Optimum_Pooper July 9, 2011