Jaw Hanger

Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.

This damn Jaw Hanger is going damn near 20 miles under the speed limit.

by Doggocool December 9, 2023

Bad Hanger-upper

A person who is not emotionally intelligent enough to recognize the clues that the other person on the phone call, who he/she is talking to, wants to get off the fucking phone right now.

I’m talking to Tommy on the phone and I must have said 10 times, well Tommy I gotta get going! He ignores this and says “oh yeah! and one thing I wanted to tell ya quick was…BLAH BLAH!”

That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!

by Tluv777 January 17, 2023

Hanger

The name you give and friend named henry that is fat

Hanger is always hangry

by Big Andy on yt September 23, 2022

HANGER

Someone that Can hang from a tree with a very good vertical posture

Oh shit That Hanger Is Awesome on that tree

by ClockDocker May 5, 2022

hanger strike

When a person gets angry from being hungry attacks a nearby victim. Hanger strikes vary in frequency, remedies include pizza, chocolate, retraining orders.

-Damn what happened to your eye?

-My baby mamas on a hanger strike.
-Oh snap

by Kiss Kiss & Hero June 2, 2019

Hanger Issues

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.

Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .

Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!

Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.

Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!

Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)

Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

Low hangers propelling

The act of rotating one's low-hanging ballsack like a boat propeller.

Last night I did some low hangers propelling in front of my girlfriend,she got wet and proceeded to viciously suck on my nutsack like a hyena .

by drumtriggrsRasMetlasRiseToFall August 8, 2016