Hog Hammering

A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.

Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.

by Supra man June 24, 2014

rectal hammering

Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.

"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".

by Willy Lickit February 17, 2015

Pleasure Hammer

A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.

He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.

He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.

Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.

by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018

Kev Hammer

Kev hammer is a reference to a massive cock

Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow

Girl 2: 😍

by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018

The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.

Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020

Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …

by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022