1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.
by Jason Foster February 24, 2005
Get the hammered shit mug.by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004
Get the Fart Hammer mug.Sexual move in which a male pulls out his penis after anal sex and performs a mushroom stamp (hammers dick on partner's forehead) leaving an oily stamp.
JJ: Dude what's the deal with joey's forehead?
Adrian: oh he got an oily hammer from jackson last night.
Adrian: oh he got an oily hammer from jackson last night.
by blizard29 May 8, 2009
Get the Oily hammer mug.1. a description of one feeling extreme effects of a hangover
2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted
3. a horrid physical appearance
4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted
3. a horrid physical appearance
4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
1. "I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT!! I should have stopped after that sixth irish carbomb last night"
2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"
3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."
4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"
2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"
3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."
4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"
by Raw-Raw October 4, 2009
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Get the bang hammers mug.I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.
When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.
Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018
Get the blues hammer mug.That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.
by Dar-Man March 22, 2012
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