gypsy smoker

one who smokes more than their number of hits while the other members of the circle are too high to notice.
Hannah was being a gypsy smoker by inhaling three hits while others got two.
by Taylor Hensen September 02, 2007
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dick gypsy

a girl that moves from one guy to the next in search of what she can scam from them before moving on to the next.
usually shared among a group of friends.
April is SUCH a dick gypsy. I am sure that once she gets what she can from the W.H.O.R.E. boys she will find another group to stroke off.
by KaosFreak February 19, 2008
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gypsy dogging

Similar to dogging but takes place on Gypsy camps.
A Gypsy Dogger will approach the camp in his car and flash his headlights at the camp until a gypo comes out with a shotgun. He'll then jump out of his car and run about the camp - avoiding the bullets from the shotgun - shouting "all join on if you wanna gypo dog". Once a memeber of the gypo camp joins on or gets "tagged" anal sex takes place. Once the male gets his cock up the females arse it's against the code of the gypsy to shoot them. Although the Gypsy Dogger is 'fair game' to be shot once he takes his pecker out again. Once finished he must escape the camp and drive away - hopefully alive and without any STDs.

Gypsy Dogging is a dangerous sexual act and only performed by the mentally retarded.
RIP. Here lays Simon Coddpostinga who was killed whilst Gypsy Dogging.
by The Shockmaster July 20, 2004
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Water Gypsies

A person that lives on a barge on a canal.

Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.

Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.
Steve: ‘Hey Doug! Do you want to go to the Dog and Duck later by the canal?’

Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’
by TWC.TV April 12, 2018
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gypsy's patio

Dude: How was your date last nite

Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio
by Deeze Muthafucking Nuts August 20, 2007
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Gypsy Tea

Tea with random things added to it to make you feel better when you are sick. Like a Hot Toddy, liquor is the number one ingredient that makes tea "gypsy tea" and rum, whiskey and brandy are the most common types added. The alcohol numbs pain and makes you pass out. Other things frequently added are cloves, orange juice, honey, zinc, vitamin c or tinctures of things like elderberry or Echinacea. Any home remedy can go into gypsy tea. Gypsy lore says all kinds of things cure sicknesses (depending on what Gypsy you talk to). They might put in weird analgesic's, shrooms, strange poultice's, eyelashes, shoelaces of an elderly man, lizard tails or who knows what. Don't ever buy tea from a Gypsy unless you are willing to go to spirit world for a few days.
I am very sick with a headache, sore throat, aches, cough and runny nose. I am going to make up a batch of Gypsy Tea and drink it until I pass out. Hopefully I will feel better in the morning when I return from my Gypsy Tea la la land aka Spirit World.
by outlawjo November 02, 2013
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fist a gypsy

An evolved (and much funnier) version of flippity jippity after being widely used for a while.
I cannot find it in the store so I fist a gypsy and ta-da!! Now I have a can holder.
by r0mats September 24, 2021
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