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grundle fish

Originating in 1777, this rare species is a bottom-dweller that feeds solely upon cooter critters, gooch goblins, and the sweat from Josh Curry's balls.
Um...Josh...your grundle fish is hanging out of your shorts...
by Jedwin March 30, 2009
mugGet the grundle fishmug.

grundle dust

the dried sweat and dead skin from the taint.
That chick is such a skank her entire diet is grundle dust and jizz.
by King of the Diner Whores August 19, 2007
mugGet the grundle dustmug.

grundle jam

Verb:
A brutal full frontal attack of one's nether region, where the attacker uses his/hers best kicking foot and precisely aims to evade the scrotum by curling the toes, thereby delivering a crippling and demoralizing blow causing a searing pain to the wormlike grundle region.
While playing in a coed soccer match, that cunt jessica grundle jammed me, leaving me crippled and demoralized at midfield.
by bigbuckchicken December 29, 2007
mugGet the grundle jammug.

Grundle Muncher

Mr. Fry from somers hs
That Mr. Fry munched on grundles all last night

WOW that mr. fry is a real grundle muncher
by NNSDNSND January 12, 2009
mugGet the Grundle Munchermug.

grundle butter

The left over cum on your dick and the cum that seeps back out of your partners twat after intercourse eventually mixing together and settling in your crotch.
I could have had a fish fry with all that grundle butter.
by Zac Hulsey January 11, 2006
mugGet the grundle buttermug.

Grundle Doogan

Some sort of hand-job sexual favor a female would give to a male, though that's up for interpretation.
Girl: I made $100 in tips tonight!
Guy: What were you doing? Giving out grundle doogan's under the table?

"Hey guys! Can I get you some coffee, wine, grundle doogan?"
by Haroo Bagel March 15, 2010
mugGet the Grundle Dooganmug.

Juicy Grundle

A grundle containing moisture.
I had an extra juicy grundle last night thanks to my girlfriend.
by Juicy Grundle May 25, 2005
mugGet the Juicy Grundlemug.

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