certified gooner

a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.

dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911

by himolton April 25, 2024

Autism Gooner Gang

A new layer of hell disguised as a group chat comprised of fat jokes, gay jokes and plenty of nazi jokes.

Notable members: Wizard, Moon, Mage, Skittle and Frank.
Abbreviation: AGG

Fellow #1: "Have you seen the Autism Gooner Gang leaks!?"
Fellow #2: "Of course! it seems like an entire layer of hell!"

by BadMage May 8, 2024

garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv

She sure is a Garfield Gooner

by Schizophrenic Urban June 6, 2024

Kevin Godert

The most handsome and amazing man that has ever existed. He is an absolute gentleman and such a kind-hearted person. He has the biggest heart and is super hardworking. Such a lovable guy. He’s also the best dad. The definition of perfect.

Kevin Godert is perfect

by Shay0212 June 19, 2024

MC’Gooner

The action of chewing up a bunch of McDonald’s fries, then proceeding to blow them into your lover’s asshole.

“Yo West, do you want to try the MC’Gooner tonight”-Austin Daniel Yates

by Sally0669 July 2, 2024

poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

D1 Gooner

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"

My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024