Relationship Goals

Cultivating an authentic and vibrant relationship that is enviable

I'm stepping up my relationship goals this year!

by M&FOG February 01, 2019

tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Tragic goals

When you go McDonald's for Valentines day

When you go on a date to McDonald's on Valentines day. It is Tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023

Friendship Goals

Basically Lisen and Rahwa. They are literally The definition of it.

Kelb: omg, you guys are Lisen and Rahwa.

Someone: who are they?

Kelb: it means friendship goals. They invented it.
Someone: omg, thanks!

by Habeshasavage March 17, 2020

#goals

To emphasise goals with. # usually posted on social media when it's New Year day and you have done so much belter!!!

#goals omg no one liked my #goals status

#goals #poofinger
You have to have #goals #chinopeepee # #alriiight!!

by Chogey Princess January 30, 2016