real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

#goals

To emphasise goals with. # usually posted on social media when it's New Year day and you have done so much belter!!!

#goals omg no one liked my #goals status

#goals #poofinger
You have to have #goals #chinopeepee # #alriiight!!

by Chogey Princess October 12, 2016

unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

Reddit goals

Goals that people post on Reddit and discuss

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Amazing! (High five)

by Aling Kjet January 30, 2018

Goals

goals is used by a term to describe a very cute couple For Instance many Kind people... actually Everybody uses it these days

wow that Fucking cute couple Is very cute... Kinda want something like that, actually Everyone wants what they have they're goals

by MIKEYFOSTER69 February 13, 2018

goals on fleek

When a person has their aspirations in check.

Damn Ariana you got 'em goals on fleek.

by Peetaaaaa January 23, 2017