i'm glad rick james is dead bitch

that fucker was a severe fuckup asshole drug addict rapist motherfucker

he was also a no talent motherfucker and a one hit wonder "SUPERFREAK" which MC Hamster ripped off and coincidentally was his only hit song too.

plus i'm sick of hearing that stupid fucking line

by Dave Chapelleain't that fuckin funny bitch! August 14, 2004

Glad

I do know what you are talking about:) when we were in the same room I could feel my heart attached to his… like a rope pulling me, not the best description.

The spider was a legit spider… daddy long legged to be exact… still is on vacay…

I am completely 100 percent not witchy:) you can ask any spider :) okay not the furry, quick ones… we probably should for my argument sake keep it to the spiders as my witnesses:) my eyes should love most times, but they can also make people go uh oh…

That is what I meant about being a nuisance. The last thing I want to do is bother him, even if my ideas are super cute and funny. Hence, why I put them in a box now.

Kinda funky today… did something yesterday and it didn’t turn out the way I planned, so then the overthinking starts. And then I couldn’t get on this thing because someone was being a jerk and there was nothing i could do about it.(cryptic… sorry)
And then that causes me to overthink more when I really don’t need to.

That is why I stay in my little dream bubble. Everything is happy:) sometimes I think things are trying to pop my bubble or are blowing me around. (Metaphor for me overthinking and getting in a funk)

if you are just figuring out now I am nuts, I am disappointed:) my best friend last week was a spider who left… even the spider knew I was batty. Maybe the spider thought I was a bat and I was going to eat it… I wouldn’t/couldn’t eat a spider. If I ended up on survivor, I would die of starvation.

Yikes… definitely sounds bad. Glad to hear you are on the mend.

by Just a girl with 💔 October 10, 2023

gladiator gay

shaved head iron pumped big & way gay

i was working out at the gym..man there were these two huge gladiator gays pumping iron

by eddi cook May 3, 2011

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

any set of male genitalia that is unusual in form or appearance; often, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" is short and square in shape or else long and noodle-like with great quantities of hair

Monica had to trim his In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida in order to service the president.

by PAWyatt April 9, 2008

glad rags

A provacative or sexy style of clothing.

Nancy wore her favorite glad rags to meet with her pimp.

by Brttny Frrr February 24, 2008

gladiator

What a man is when she returns the favor

When Barbara went down on him, Stan was gladiator.

by Baron Von Shagwell March 24, 2003

glad cum

Male "precum" produced by the Cowpers Gland. Designed to neutralize acids in the urethra before ejaculation so sperm remain motile.

"Oh, baby, that feels so good when you do that, sorry about the glad cum getting your hand wet.."

by Chango2 July 28, 2005