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Giraffes

Other wise known as the "African Stretchy horse", or "Tall polka dot deer." The Stretchy horse can be found in Africa, as the name suggests. AND DOES NOT EAT EAUCALYPTUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS.MORROW.
"Mrs.Morrow, Giraffes can't eat eucalyptus , Giraffes are from Africa, eucalyptus is from Australia!
by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018
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smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs
That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe
by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023
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white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner
I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend
by S_W_F_L December 28, 2017
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Giraffe goose

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.
by The real moe November 9, 2020
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Deranged Giraffe Elbow

Two definitions:

-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.

-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021
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Giraffe in the room

Something people will talk about longer than a giraffe's neck.
People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Giraffe Snout

Of the ilk of camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those. 🤣
Wow did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!!
by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025
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