Fucking Me Off

A commonly used phrase on @Satan's insagram, isually said when he's promoting useless shit or news articles to get money.

"This is fucking me off"

by TheGooTrain1290 October 8, 2015

Fuck me UwU

Either a joke, or something that is literal which is said by usually, a Femboy.

Yo bro fuck me UwU!

by qwertyui uwu November 26, 2022

Mrs fuck me

It’s a super super super hot person also it’s me

I am Mrs fuck me

by The guy who licks banana peels October 11, 2021

Fuck-me-face

The expression on someone's face while they are conducting a physically strenuous activity, or when they receive some unpleasant news.

Ex1 "Hey, new guy! Wipe off that fuck-me-face and get back to work."

Ex2 Dan's reaction to the loss of field pay was a series of Fuck-me-faces

Ex3 "That ruck march was so long, I was making fuck-me-faces every 20 meters."

by Troop-A-Loop September 15, 2011

baby fuck me

When your boyfriend or girlfriend is horny

Harry Styles: Baby fuck me, I'n so fucking horny

Taylor Swift: No, man whore

by ThatWeirdFuckGirl May 19, 2018

Fuck me silly

An artificial ass in which you stick your penis into

Man I just bought a “fuck me silly,” and shit was it too tight👌🏽👈🏽💦💯

by Fmsly December 20, 2017

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

by Cotbumm July 21, 2016