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Golden Fountain

A Golden Enema with a twist. Fucking her doggie, you piss up her ass without telling her. As soon as she figures out what is going on, you pull out and kick her as hard as you can in the ass, forcing her to fall on her face and spray the contents of her ass into the air.
by Sawbuck April 14, 2005
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Xander Fountain

Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.
Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.
by UNCC 901 November 16, 2012
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New Found Tits

Usually occurring in the tween-teen age, girls who were flat before but now have developed tits will constantly show them off; whether it's push up bra's, revealing shirts, or social media photos, they're always out (the tits).
Taylor: Omg have you seen Rebecca?
Regina: Yes why?
Taylor: She has huge boobs I thought she was flat?
Regina: I know right, talk about New Found Tits
by tommy sweeney May 26, 2014
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Fruit Punch Fountain

When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain
Whoa why is my jizz bloody? Wendy Gave me a fruit punch fountain!!!!
by Castor The Great January 1, 2009
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Found my fish!

In reference to the phrase "plenty of fish in the sea", to be said when one acquires a date.

Compare Where's my fish?
"Would you like to go out with me?"
"Sure thing! I found my fish!"
by Sandy87 March 16, 2005
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Polish Soda Fountain

Popular fraternity hazing ritual where seniors stand in a line and drop pants. The new guy is expected to blow them all. They pee in his mouth, hence the name "Polish Soda Fountain".
The new guy was excited to join Delta Tau Chi but didn't expect the Polish Soda Fountain to leave such a bad taste in his mouth.
by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012
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r/foundthehondacivic

Post when the user replies with “r/foundthemobileuser” but on Saturdays they are car simps tho.
R/foundthemobileuser

R/foundtheHondaCivic

R/found theshutthefuckup
by Sickdicknike April 16, 2021
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