Forum

We're idiots post stupid shit usually losers and dumbasses do

The argument on a forum

Joe What the fuck I was doing shit you fucking asshole

Ryan I'm not bitch you fucking dickhead suck my ASSHOLE BITCH YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT

David NOW YOU FAGS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLES I FUCKING HATE YOU PIECES OF SHIT

Alex Did I fucking post shit

Sean No you fucking retarded faggot that's why no one likes you shithead

Alex FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GO SUCK A DICK

Sean NO YOU YOU RETARDED FAGGOT I DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR ASS YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH

Shawn You faggots are fucking annoying

Alex Look who's fucking talking

Shawn YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT I'M NOT LOOKING WHO'S TALKING RETARD YOU SHOULD BITCH THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP YOU RETARDED FAGGOT GO SUCK A DICK YOU FAGGOT ASS BITCH NOW YOU RETARDS CAN FUCK OFF YOU CUNT ASS FAGGOTS

Sean No you shut up you stupid faggot

Alex YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF

David Who the fuck did this shit on this fucking thing who was the fag who started this some asshole

by Boogereater69 March 15, 2021

forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.

Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*

by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011

CEG Tech Forum

That one club where you can have long-lasting friends. Helps you to build your skills and projects.

Also, Their language is “bro”

Him: Hey are you in CEG Tech forum?
Her: Duh!! I am Bro.

by CEG Tech Forum November 25, 2021

Forum Fishing

Where you try to contact new members to join your forum. It's like fishing because sometimes you catch members and sometimes you don't.

I'm going to spend christmas forum fishing for members to join my new forum.

by red georgia December 22, 2016

Forum Sweats

A discord server full of bitches who think playing a block game is cool lmao

"Yo have you seen forum sweats?
"yah fam, it's cringe as hell, they play a fr*cking block game (sorry i can't swear)"

by Vislon November 28, 2020

public forum debate

what asians do to commit suicide when their parents don't let them

i just joined public forum debate -- i want to kill myself

by ProfessorPiggos November 17, 2022