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Fog

A gay little nazi troll that hides under his bed so he can hear a real chief plow his mom.
You see what that fog posted?
Who gives a shit.
by ChadRuin May 15, 2023
mugGet the Fogmug.

The Fog

It's coming
Dave~Hey brian what do you want to do in 5yrs?

Brian~I want to start a business

Dave~You can't, THE FOG IS COMING
by Orangeisthenewyellow April 9, 2022
mugGet the The Fogmug.

Bum-Fog

A fog-like stench created when one farts in the closed area of a steamy shower room or sauna. The stink bonds to the steam and mist of the enclosed area and alters into “Bum-Fog.”
No way would I sit in the Bum-Fog of a YMCA sauna.
by treasury of the clubhouse August 9, 2010
mugGet the Bum-Fogmug.

London Fog

When a male ejaculates onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.
David enjoyed watching Daniel struggle to see after the London Fog David surprised him with.
by the.sweetness January 2, 2015
mugGet the London Fogmug.

brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
mugGet the brain fogmug.

fog nocker

a person who is fake and smokes to much weed be they don't have a life so they bully other people into thinking they are straight but in reality they are a gay price of crap who needs to hop off the edge of the flat world. they also have a freckle on their right hand.
by corringey June 10, 2017
mugGet the fog nockermug.

fog fog!

Mild, little, uncertain, unclear
A: What did you prepare for our trip tomorrow?
B: Fog fog!
by Silvers Nhan July 17, 2021
mugGet the fog fog!mug.

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