fanny flap

slopy wet cunt

your mother has a wet cunt

by wayn king June 4, 2003

flap flap

during sexual intercourse, the sound two bodies make while knocking boots

that girl was flap flap all over the place.

did you hear about her raw flap flap wetness last night?

by your mom's name goes here June 11, 2006

Flap Jack

A Lose Ass Pussy Thats All Beated Up

Nicole Is A Flap Jack Her Pussy Is Like An Old Ladie

by Sambooshawan May 13, 2009

clap flap

The action and possible sound resultng from the rhythmical conractions of the labial muscles during profound sexual excitement. Not to be confused with flap clap, which is, of course, veneral disease.

"Oooh, she had a right clap flap on"

by Vic Barnyard September 2, 2006

pee flap

labia, see: cunt lip

I pulled apart her pee flaps and drove my tongue into her pussy.

by Accident June 13, 2004

bitch flap

An enlargement of either the labia minora or majora on one side of the external female genitalia creating a flap which can be used to cover and protect the delicate flange. Possibly secured by some sort of zip or poppers.

Extended labia on both sides is called a double bitch flap.

Bitch flaps are a favourite of lesbians and those too cheap to buy a chastity belt.

Not to be confused with bitch tits.

"this wicked cool bitch flap is like, stupid fresh"
"mary has the biggest bitch flap i've ever seen!"
"she got be right in the eye with her bitch flap!"
"I went shopping and all I bought was deodorant for sarah's bitch flap"

by bitchflapflangeface May 17, 2006

Ass flap

1. the small growth of skin that occassionally covers the anus of newborn children. Such growth is customarily removed and discarded. 2. someone who is disgustingly useless.

"Get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap!"

by 1911a1 September 5, 2008