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fisherman's dozen

Unlike a baker's dozen, which is 13, the fisherman's tendency to boast and lie means the fisherman's dozen is 9 fish.

Similarly, the fisherman's foot is a fish that isn't really a foot long, even after the fisherman steps on it.
"Yo, Cyrus, how'd you do out there? You fool any big ones?"

"Eh, not bad, Lem. I caught a dozen, and four of 'em were over a foot long!"

"Tell me, lad, do you mean a fisherman's dozen, and a fisherman's foot long?"

"You saw right through me, Lem, but they'll fry up nice."
by Oliver Faltz December 23, 2011
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yellow tail fisherman

Usually refers to native island men that chase/pursue white females visiting/vacationing the islands (Jamaica, Bahamas, Nevis, etc). The conquest is often considered a status symbol for the islander men.
Nigel, a yellow tail fisherman on Nassau, has tagged and released four white girls this season so far!
by TruthCommittee November 9, 2010
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fisher

A game by which two contestants compete against each other to see who can upload the most urinal cakes into the other contestants anus.When each contestant is filled, each then consumes large amounts of Senecot laxatives. The first person to release all the cakes wins.
My ass is massive after that game of "Fisher"
by max April 13, 2005
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Fishes

A non sequitur used:

1. when one mishears part of what another says.

2. to regain a group's focus during a lull in the conversation after off topic rambling.

3. to change the subject.

4. to kindly insult a friend/coworker when they say/do something mindless.

5. as a form of agreement.

Note: originaly used in situation #1. Has since spread like a virus.
1. Them: "Did you want to go to lunch with us?" You: "Fishes?! What?!"

2. <extended group silence> Random group member: "Fishes!"

3. Them: "...so that's why I started using (random embarasing personal hygene product)." You: <long pause> "Fishes."

4. You: <walk into room, search around, forget what you were looking for> Them: "Fishes?"

5. Them: "This sucks." You: <nodding head> "Fishes."
by GremlinSix September 8, 2005
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Fisher Price

Referring to someone who is hot but under the age of 18. Or something that is not made to last.
Bruh Bruh that sluther right their is hella Fisher Price, fresh off the swings!

OR

Man this plastic watch I got from China is hella Fisher Price.
by 2DotDee July 9, 2011
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Fisher

A creepy mother fucker who like all sex and fetishes x
Your being a fisher
by zoesladie September 19, 2016
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Sweetcorn Fisherman

Some one who has anal sex

See Anal sex
I did this bird up the arse and she needed a shit.
by kevin cooper March 27, 2003
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