fiden

when a douchebag swaps rolls with an acting leader of the un.

well buck fiden!

by twelvesganja August 21, 2021

filthy fiddler

when you stick a fiddle into a womans rectum and sucking until the fiddle fills with feaces then inserting it in to their vagina and blowing it all out leaving a sticky brown residue on the vagina and,in many cases proceeding to lick the person out also

ah dude i saw you go upstairs with that girl did you get lucky?
no, i was but she asked me to give her a filthy fiddler never again in a million years dude!

by smurf :) January 26, 2011

lip fiddler

When a man fiddles with some extra moist and loose goose lips, and has to blast his fist fully submerged in the vagina while fiddling with the clit in a circular motion to get that extra hard screeching orgasm.

schmiddy lip fiddler his x girl friend, best friend within a week of the break up in a bush while busting down.

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

dr fiddler

a "Dr fiddler" is an ex-medical professional who will shag anything, including intimate. they prefer kids, drives a red van with the sentence "free v-bucks and cheerios" written on each side.

"i saw a Dr fiddler on the way here"
"how many kids were in the van?"
"4"
"oof"

by Dr fiddler March 17, 2020

Bumble Fiddle

Anal fingering, these two words are long and bad to pronounce, right? Now you can use Bumble Fiddle.

Still not convinced? Ok! Do this experiment: pronounce "anal fingering" aloud. You see? Now you look like a jerk and your neighbors confirm it!

Now say "Bubble Fiddle". There are no harsh consonants and it also seems to be the name of a Korean dessert

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

by browolf June 5, 2020

Flesh Fiddle

When someone puts a dick on their shoulder, much like a Fiddle, and plays the shaft with a Bow as if they were playing Fiddle in a folk band.

Sally: “My shoulder is sore from playing so much Flesh Fiddle tonight Farmer Joe!!”
Joe: “Well don’t you want to be apart of the band?!”

by FiddleCastro May 4, 2021

Bona fide

Jamaican dialect

Refers to something or someone who is genuine or sincere.

Origin

From the Latin bonā fidē, the ablative case of bona fidēs.

She a my bona fide.

That's my bona fide friend right there.

by Tropical Rythms December 9, 2021