fart

poorly made fan-art.

-hey , did you see steve's LOTR fan art ?
- that ugly thing? that wasnt fanart , it was barely a fart...

by stevesfart September 29, 2013

Fart

A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.

Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me

Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?

by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014

Fart

Agonising squeal of a trapped turd

A fart is like the final cry for freedom before before you give birth to that stinking steamer

by Jutstar August 8, 2014

fart

Shits with the same funny sound and same vile smell but no fuss, no mess!

Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."

by HARASSS November 23, 2010

Fart

To let out methane gas from the anus. This can also be known as Fluffing, Flatulence, Breaking/Passing wind etc.

Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”

Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.

Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.

Person 2: “Sorry”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

fart

A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !

Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...

by spectre97 January 27, 2014

fart

a stinky and loud gas

eww did you fart!

by desass June 5, 2018