1. 1-man salute
2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale
3. Acid-rain maker
4. After the thunder comes the rain
5. Air bagel
6. Airbrush your boxers
7. Anal acoustics
8. Anal ahem
9. Anal audio
10. Anal salute
11. Anal volcano
12. Arse blast
13. Ass blaster
14. Ass-scented methane
15. Ass biscuit
16. Ass thunder
17. Ass whistle
18. A turd whistling for the right of way
19. Backdoor breeze
20. Backfire
21. Bad sprinkling
22. Baking brownies
23. Barking spiders
24. Bean blower
25. Beep your horn
26. Belch from behind
27. Better open a window
28. Blast off
29. Blast the chair
30. Blasting the ass trumpet
31. Blat
32. Blow ass
33. Blow mud
34. Blow the big brown horn
35. Blowing the butt bugle
36. Blowing you a kiss
37. Bomber
2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale
3. Acid-rain maker
4. After the thunder comes the rain
5. Air bagel
6. Airbrush your boxers
7. Anal acoustics
8. Anal ahem
9. Anal audio
10. Anal salute
11. Anal volcano
12. Arse blast
13. Ass blaster
14. Ass-scented methane
15. Ass biscuit
16. Ass thunder
17. Ass whistle
18. A turd whistling for the right of way
19. Backdoor breeze
20. Backfire
21. Bad sprinkling
22. Baking brownies
23. Barking spiders
24. Bean blower
25. Beep your horn
26. Belch from behind
27. Better open a window
28. Blast off
29. Blast the chair
30. Blasting the ass trumpet
31. Blat
32. Blow ass
33. Blow mud
34. Blow the big brown horn
35. Blowing the butt bugle
36. Blowing you a kiss
37. Bomber
by The amaze lover March 6, 2017
Get the fartmug. There are many different types
The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
by Shazamalam November 21, 2013
Get the Fartmug. A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.
Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014
Get the Fartmug. 1. The best feeling in the world once you let it out.
2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.
2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.
Anthony: (fart)
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted
2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted
2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again
by IMNOTVERYCREATIVEBITCHES April 28, 2013
Get the fartmug. Agonising squeal of a trapped turd
by Jutstar August 8, 2014
Get the Fartmug. Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."
by HARASSS November 23, 2010
Get the fartmug. 