Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018

Garlic farming

The act of pulling anal beads out (the beads smell, just like your breath after eating garlic)

My girlfriend didn't like using anal beads at first, but loved it once we started garlic farming.

by Knobbi August 10, 2017

dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

by another guy named steve June 23, 2012

Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame

Hey you want a farm handjob?

… I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.

by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022

Popsicle farming

To confuse people named Matt

Popsicle farming is a good activity

by Welpsatanishere February 21, 2019

Zit farm

Dumb Nigga who doesnt wash his face

Adam: james wash your face you Zit farm

by Itz_woodman February 2, 2020