False Dichotomy

Neither. Release me from the echo chamber or I'll murder a little and then as many people as I can.

Hym "And I could be wrong. I don't actually know what you see. Authors couldn't ever see their own posts unless they were flagged for review. But, complying with your philosophy of how the world words is not the solution to what is happening here and if YOU are trying to make it the ONLY solution to my situation then you are in fact using weaponized schizophrenia to enforce your own belief system. So now THIS is the only solution. Oh? False Dichotomy you say? It'll become true on a long enough timeline if the you don't understand the words 'release me from the echo chamber or I'll kill your kids' and do those words immediately. I'll give you a second to Google the word immediately."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

false-er

someone who frequently tells lies

taixa is a false-er, she is so dishonest.

I am not a false-er, my nickname is honest abe

by isandkay October 15, 2007

False Flaggot

A person who believes that the military (or a similar entity) commits acts in which they sacrifice their own men or civilians and puts the blame on some other party while in actuality both sides work together in staging the incident and there are no real casualties.

That truther guy is a false flaggot, he can't see the staged event for what it is – a hoax in which nobody cried and nobody died.

by TLWS June 30, 2025

False Goof

false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.

Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.

by negagoofy69 August 9, 2016

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 6, 2020

False Sausage

A fake penis or can also be a dildo

Omg Nelson has a false sausage but Shelton has a nice big juicy one

by Thebuttercup220 March 10, 2016

false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012