by lDavel January 21, 2008
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Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot
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Describes a human of the black coloration, or any shade of black who is in love with others of the same gender. "Faggot Mc'Gaynigger" is slang that only west Texans use, which is why the term is not heard often, because all the niggers in west Texas have been either lynched or painted.
by Shortcake Yu March 23, 2008
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Get the faggot captain mug.A Faggon Wagon is any vehicle that has been faggonizedby its owner (i.e., turned gay).
Rules of the Faggon Waggon:
1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.
2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.
3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.
4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.
5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.
6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.
How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.
Rules of the Faggon Waggon:
1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.
2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.
3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.
4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.
5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.
6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.
How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.
by rayx February 16, 2008
Get the Faggon Waggon mug.Some nerdy looking pussies who will never get laid. They're the most boring people and most of them aren't even that smart when compared to intelligent people who didn't waste their time on a shitty instrument. They spend 10 hours a day playing their shitty little instrument instead of being productive to society.
Billy Bob Anderson is a faggy little douchebag who sits in the corner while he plays his instrument 10 hours a day. He has many friends but they are all just as pathetic as he is. He is known as a Band Faggot.
by Fuckyoubandlosers November 2, 2012
Get the Band Faggot mug.This gentle creature is very similar to the Saharan camel in a couple of ways. One, it spits large brown wads on occasion and two in that it has a hump, but rather than on its back it is found on the front. Scientists speculate what this hump is for and hypothesized a number of theories:
1) the Roon Fag. has been seen floating down rivers in the eastern plains of the US and therefore the hump is the result of 20-21years of evolution and is indeed a floating mechanism
2) it is used in odd mating rituals with members of the opposite OR same sex as it has been recorded to pop it out or rub it in social settings
3) resulted from a straight diet of Coors original and/or Bud diesel
this animal excels highly in activities that are normally played by the elderly. Could be a result of reaching its peak from 14yrs - 15yrs. (a much more rapid decay then most humans). This animal is fatally attracted to the taylos lauress and only mates once throughout its lifespan. The rest of its life it keeps a mate but of a different species known as the lastis clarkis merely for odd pleasure rather than reproduction.
If seen in the wild, feel free to approach. Creature is docile and extremely averted to exerting energy and is rarely aggressive.
1) the Roon Fag. has been seen floating down rivers in the eastern plains of the US and therefore the hump is the result of 20-21years of evolution and is indeed a floating mechanism
2) it is used in odd mating rituals with members of the opposite OR same sex as it has been recorded to pop it out or rub it in social settings
3) resulted from a straight diet of Coors original and/or Bud diesel
this animal excels highly in activities that are normally played by the elderly. Could be a result of reaching its peak from 14yrs - 15yrs. (a much more rapid decay then most humans). This animal is fatally attracted to the taylos lauress and only mates once throughout its lifespan. The rest of its life it keeps a mate but of a different species known as the lastis clarkis merely for odd pleasure rather than reproduction.
If seen in the wild, feel free to approach. Creature is docile and extremely averted to exerting energy and is rarely aggressive.
by thethread April 22, 2009
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