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Fucking Me Off

A commonly used phrase on @Satan's insagram, isually said when he's promoting useless shit or news articles to get money.
by TheGooTrain1290 October 8, 2015
mugGet the Fucking Me Offmug.

Fuck me UwU

Either a joke, or something that is literal which is said by usually, a Femboy.
Yo bro fuck me UwU!
by qwertyui uwu November 26, 2022
mugGet the Fuck me UwUmug.

baby fuck me

Harry Styles: Baby fuck me, I'n so fucking horny

Taylor Swift: No, man whore
by ThatWeirdFuckGirl May 19, 2018
mugGet the baby fuck memug.

Fuck-me-face

The expression on someone's face while they are conducting a physically strenuous activity, or when they receive some unpleasant news.
Ex1 "Hey, new guy! Wipe off that fuck-me-face and get back to work."

Ex2 Dan's reaction to the loss of field pay was a series of Fuck-me-faces

Ex3 "That ruck march was so long, I was making fuck-me-faces every 20 meters."
by Troop-A-Loop September 15, 2011
mugGet the Fuck-me-facemug.

Fuck me silly

An artificial ass in which you stick your penis into
Man I just bought a “fuck me silly,” and shit was it too tight👌🏽👈🏽💦💯
by Fmsly December 20, 2017
mugGet the Fuck me sillymug.
Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"
by Cotbumm July 21, 2016
mugGet the Fuck me gently with a chainsawmug.

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