A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.
by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019
Get the Experimental Officer mug.Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y
Patient Experience employees be like..
Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.
Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!
Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.
Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!
by Joemmack May 14, 2019
Get the Patient Experience mug.an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019
Get the Near-bought Experience mug.A person who always does and never doesn’t. When presented with the opportunity to try something this person is all in. The results often end in more failures than succeses but in the end lead to a richer life and a more rounded person.
by Beaglecaptain March 23, 2019
Get the P.L.E. (professional life experimenter) mug.Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.
by ventisette December 21, 2017
Get the improve your experience mug.On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
by Altruis November 10, 2020
Get the National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day mug.When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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