Jimbo's Evolution

Jimbo's Evolution is when you insert yourself inside of a crocodile while watching anime, this will open a black portal taking your house and family, starting a chaos chain of mayhem

Katie, did you hear about Ethan, he accidentally commenced Jimbo's Evolution

by XerØevi December 1, 2019

Halo Combat Evolved

One of the best games in 2001, for its amazing sunflowers and graphical resolutions. It was only available on Xbox and PC sadly.

“Hey Dude wanna do Some Halo Combat Evolved?”
“Sure.”

by Dfbwinourwbfuofbdwjpjiwbdfji0 April 18, 2021

My Digemon Evolved

A saying for when something is very sick/cool

“This food is so flipping good my Digemon Evolved”

by Drankmankrank May 27, 2021

how to evolve

First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men

To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve

by Eyemanm January 23, 2022

how to evolve

First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men

To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve

by Eyemanm January 23, 2022

how to evolve

First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men

To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve

by Eyemanm January 23, 2022

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023