Axis of Evil

Something that Bush made to take the blame off him. Some countries on the list were not a threat till he put them on.

North Korea was NOT A THREAT until he IGNORANTLY AND STUPIDLY put them on this lil list called axis of evil. now that dumbass has to deal with this dumbass mistake.

by JAMEs September 21, 2003

evil gnome

Small human capable of evil and cruelty

Jeremy, the evil gnome duct taping his brother to a tree in the orange grove and pelting him with oranges or Jeremy hiding in the orange groves and stalking and pelting his brothers from the tree tops until they run home crying.

by Prdirish April 2, 2008

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

lineage of evil

Absolute cancer, the worst possible team to play on the mobile game DragonBall Legends. All who play this team are doomed to eternity in hell. Also known as LOE

Goresh: Yo lineage of Evil isn't that bad of a team.
Gigachads: No, I'm sorry Goresh, you are doomed for all eternity in hell

by Godki solos May 26, 2022

evil mouse

a mouse that lives in a castle that buys studios, brother to the pizza chain rat

evil mouse clubhouse COME INSIDE ITS FUN INSIDE

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 6, 2021

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

evil enema

a semi-sexual act in which one purses their lips up to a butthole and proceeds to suck hard until the anus empties itself

“yo i’m backed up asf and don’t have a douche, can u help me out and give me an evil enema?”

by teyawilder January 19, 2023