Ethan

He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 4, 2022

Ethan

Ethan has a elephant trunk as a dick and any girl would love sit on it likes blaze the stardawg on a daily and loves a beak on the weekend

Hey Ethan u want a line of flake can I also say I can see your shlong through your trousers

by Josh Patrick November 23, 2021

Ethan

A very cute, loving caring person with a kind heart. He is fit and often comes with a six pack. Hold on to him

Ethan you are so cute

by hghuuhnfi February 6, 2023

Ethan

Always hot as f**k

Him: do you have a bf?

Her: yeah I'm dating Ethan
Him: the hot one
Her: yeah

by Anonymous? ?? February 6, 2023

Ethan

When you think of this name, you typically think of a perfect, charming boy. When you first started texting, you friendzon him because you see his pictures and thinks he’s not cute. So one day, he meet in person and realize this dude is sweet, funny, shy, and most importantly cute. Unfortunately this guy turns out to be one of those people that get EVERY girl becaus or his looks. He wants every girls attention. He wants everyone’s love but when he is done with you, he says “go talk to your other boyfriends,” and wants nothing to do with you. He doesn’t care about your feelings so he says “bye” so he doesn’t have to be honest with anything you’re asking. He plays with your feelings and keeps coming back just so he knows his “side hoes” are still there. The definition of Ethan is player, fuckboy, unloyal, and disrespectful to girls. He should learn to grow up and treat them the way the treat him, with love and everything they have. I’m sorry you’re such an Ethan. Grow up:) NOT EVEN CAPPIN BRUH

There was some pretty girls at the skating rink so ETHAN decides to get their snap but after a week dump them and say they ain’t worth his time. Don’t be an ETHAN!

by thiccy nicky:) May 11, 2019

Ethan

A feral creature that dwells within its room playing his computer mostly a wild cringy creature it feeds on whatever it finds. Literally anything. Their jokes are as retarded as they are.

The Ethan fucking ate a week old chip it found on the ground

by Dull future March 17, 2019

Ethan

THE most gay guy you will ever meet. You can hold penises together or whip out your dick on him and it will fit right at home

Wow.... You Are Such A An Ethan

by 78i747474 October 22, 2018