Eating the Eggroll

When you either suck an asians penis or you eat out an asian girl

Joe I was totally eating the eggroll last night, it was like heaven.

by Black sex panther May 11, 2009

catching dodo eggs

the act of forming a basket with your hands to catch the eggs of extremely extinct birds.

McReasonable: today we are going to learn catching dodo eggs
Club: question mark

by friendofsparkles August 14, 2010

eggbound

The undesirable state of one's bowels which can arise if you don't get your 'five a day.'

Bob: Goddamn. It's 10.30pm and I've only had 2 apples and a banana today. That's only 3 portions of fresh fruit! Better get myself a couple of emergency satsumas.

Bob's mum : You'd better- or you'll get eggbound.

by Monty kicks ass August 25, 2006

Nigger Eggs

Slang for watermelons.

Hey Cletus, that pallet of Nigger Eggs reminds me of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"

by Mr. Whiiiiite March 8, 2009

Boiling the eggs

The psuedo-sexual act of a women lying on her back, arse in the air then the man rests his balls on her anus and waits for her to fart. The resulting fart 'boils the eggs'.

Greg "Did you get any last night?"
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."

by T19 July 11, 2010

Eggnogling

To ogle or Eye fuck a stranger during the Christmas season.

I can't stop eggnogling that chick over there in the Christmas sweater.

by Heavysemi November 4, 2013

ham or eggs

how much you are commited to something.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.

girl - "do you want to be with me or not?"

boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."

girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."

by tromano33 November 5, 2006