Doctor

What your dad yells at you to be if you're Asian

"My dad yelled at me to be a doctor"

by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

Ditch Doctor

An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.

I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car

by Michael Schock September 22, 2006

bush doctor

Common term referring to a gynaecologist who works in the Australian outback.

My bush doctor tried to impregnate me with peas because he wanted me to have a green baby.

by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009

Doctor Who

Doctor Who is one of the best Sci-Fi shows of all time. Produced by the BBC it first aired in 1963. The show follows a man called The Doctor from the planet Galifrey. The Doctor is the last of the Time Lords an ancient race of humanoid with two hearts. The Doctor can regenerate this causes his appearance to change. He travels with companions the latest being Clara Oswald. They travel in time and space saving lives and planets from threats. There are currently over 800 Doctor Who episodes. There are also may spin-offs including Torchwood and The Sarah Jane Adventures. Doctor Who is full of emotion and Timey Wimey stuff that makes your brain hurt. Pure Brilliance.

Doctor Who

by TheNerp December 20, 2014

play doctor

See playing doctor

Ingrid is so hot when we play doctor!

by Reb. Schmooooly June 7, 2004

Persian rug doctor

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.

How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?

by theben86 December 3, 2014

doctors appointment

A specific time set to see a medical doctor. The patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. A sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is pissed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. Then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. After not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. After the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.

I went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. When the medical assistant called me in I waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. However, I should feel lucky because I have an HMO that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.

by kaneki September 26, 2009