Fake Directions
by #Madprizo Potty Training Kids May 11, 2023
When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.
We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.
He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
by mememetoo December 03, 2018
in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
by gingerspiceypoo July 03, 2011
by Rob0_ March 28, 2015
A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
by Valentinowry February 20, 2022
A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024