ding ding 

a member of the male genitalia.

"you wanna touch my ding ding?!"

ding ding by Jaynea October 10, 2007

ding dong your opinion is wrong 

a way of telling somebody they're stupid or that what they said was idiotic

idiot: feminism is cancer
educated person: ding dong your opinion is wrong

ding dong your opinion is wrong by fuck__you February 6, 2018

Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

Ding-bong-ditch by theyungrasta September 7, 2013

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

ding dong ditcher by Juju_02 July 11, 2016

Ding dong 

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

Ding dong by SuckThemTitiNippi May 15, 2018

ding zhang 

a little bitch

you're such a ding zhang

ding zhang by PepperoniSTD June 20, 2018

ding dong 

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

ding dong by cammamungeing July 21, 2018