Deadass

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: deadass

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

deadassmikeyway

the funniest person on twitter and number one ryden fan

you're almost as funny as deadassmikeyway

by bitethisonions February 14, 2025

deadassmikeyway

funniest person on panictwt and biggest ryden fan

you're almost as funny as deadassmikeyway

by bitethisonions February 14, 2025

Deadass

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

Baddie: "You, how tall are you?"
Sukuna: "I'm five-foot eleven shawt-"
Baddie: "Ew you're short."

Baddie: "How tall are *you*?"
Gojo: "I'm six-foot."
Baddie: "I wanna have your kids!"
Sukuna: "THIS BITCH CANNOT BE SERIOUS, WE ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH APART, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT!"
Gojo: "Chill it's not that big of a deal."
Sukuna: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT 'THAT BIG OF A DEAL', SHE JUST CALLED ME SHORT!"
Gojo: "Well. . . It's because you are."
Sukuna (locked in): "Deadass?"
Go/jo (locked in): "Deadass-"

(Gojo was never found after)

by JujutsuDude March 7, 2025

Deadahh?

"Deadahh" is a term that encapsulates the deepest sense of disappointment a man can experience. Though it may appear as a question, it is not meant to seek clarification but rather to voice sheer frustration and dismay.

Person: Bro, I heard you smashes your sister, We deadahh?💔

Person: Bro, I heard you smashes your sister, We deadahh?💔

by GenuineLoathe March 8, 2025

Deadasstop

A laptop that deadass has an operating system natively installed, in place of having said operating system installed through a virtual machine.

Person 1: Yo I've been using macOS for like 3 years bro
Person 2: but like have you been using it through a virtual machine or a deadasstop
Person 1: Uhhhhhh a deadasstop!!!

by flipperplus August 17, 2025

deadass

Tired af

Freddie was so deadass last night, he almost went to line dancing at the bar; crazy.

by Profound Desperado October 11, 2025