dellnail

when you smack a bitch upside the head with a dell computer, then have sex with her while she's unconcious. Preferably use a laptop

Phillip: Last week I dellnailed Shakreesha in chicago.

Coolio: Thats my bitch ya jabroni! I have half a mind to go dellnail yo fuckin mom

by yagerbomb, c-weezy, and kevdog March 1, 2009

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wisconsin dells

A boring ass hick town full of hotels and waterparks.

Tourist 1- Why would you want to go to Wisconsin Dells?

Tourist 2- Don't go there, it is a waste of money!

by CZ334 January 1, 2006

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Delly

Delly, a small child who'se been home schooled, therefore making him retarted. Not only does it make him retarted, it makes him a in the closet kid who creates awful sprite comics.

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Ugh, i'd rather slit my wrists than be delly!

by Queer eye for the Gay Guy April 5, 2004

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delly

An evil woman who enjoys the suffering of others, especially men

She's a really delly

by kermit February 2, 2004

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Delled: Dell, Inc., was reported the number one seller of laptops in the United States, as measured by market share in August of 2007. Dell is known for build-to-order computers; lead time of two weeks as published on their website. In June of 2007 Dell, Inc. went trendy with color laptops and launched a major marketing campaign. Apparently, Dell wasn’t prepared for fashionable laptops; painting issues caused massive delays. In addition to painting issues, some components were reportedly back ordered. Customers that ordered laptops in June were still waiting in August. According to thousands of blogs, a combination of the Dell2Dell blog and various technology related blogs, 30-50% cancelled orders, some replacing orders with Dell and most others purchasing from HP, Sony, Mac, and Toshiba. None of the customers were informed of the paint and backorder issues when they ordered. Most customers have received e-mails notifying them of an unspecific delay, from one to three weeks per delay notification; many customers received two to three delay notifications. Customers who attempted to contact Dell via telephone and Dell Chat (instant messaging with Dell customer service representatives (CSR)) hit a big brick wall. Customers were informed of the delays by CSRs that were not fluent in the English language. One CSR said to a customer “we apologize for the incontinence.” Obviously, the word he/she meant was “inconvenience". Customers that ordered a dell laptop during the time period beginning in June of 2007 and are still waiting as of this date August 28, 2007, that waited more than a month and/or received multiple delay notices, have been delled.

I ordered my pink Inspiron 1520 on June 28th , its August 28th; I’ve been delled.

Dude, buy a Mac, don’t get delled.

by Katie Stockell September 6, 2007

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