depression dealer

When a friend of yours says shit that makes everyone else depressed.

Jen looked up "you know,today last year,my mom had a miscarriage" Jake grunted depression dealer

Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer

by andyMessdefine. August 20, 2017

wanna deal

basically asking someone to be in a relationship with them but in a ghetto way

girl says to friends: guys he asked me if i wanna deal

by yucklin August 12, 2018

Nude Dealer

Someone who has a rather large collection of 18+ nudes pulled from a search browser

Aye nude dealer, hook me up with some boobies

by Pickle Wizard July 4, 2019

Marky Deal

A deal made between two people and only one side is upheld or when you get finessed by another person.

Damn.. Landon said he would hook me up if I helped him with his homework. He really Marky Dealed me!

by MasterXReturns September 1, 2020

drug dealer day

Congrats to loic for not being caught yet. You have to give us free drugs on 4th December.

drug dealer day is to congratulate people not being caught yet
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
Let me have one'-jack

by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

drug dealer

a man who only wants to see you happy

yo my drug dealer is coming by, i’m gonna get the happy stuff man.

by diana john December 7, 2020

Good deal

Used by submariners as a way of describing death and server injury as a means to not come back to the sub.

"Hey, did you hear that ETR2 Davis killed himself?"
"Lucky fucker got that good deal"

by Nocturna April 4, 2021