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Decker

Decker is so majestic and charming, he always has a ten inch punisher, which only gets hard when talking to Meera and heba. This is all lowkey tho
Decker when can I come over
by Decker14 April 11, 2020
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Upper Decker

The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.

Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.

Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.

Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.

Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.

Step 5: Escape.

What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker

Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
by t-bozz January 28, 2013
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Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.
She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.
by iAM December 14, 2013
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double decker oatmeal creampie

A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.
by Misterkirito07 November 15, 2017
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Ryan Decker

Ryan Decker has a massive peen
by Go Bulldogs May 15, 2019
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Double Decker Pecker Wrecker

The act of slobbering on a fat dick that is so big it makes you drool. It tastes good like chocolate so you want to have all of it. You’re ability to take all of the Dick with ease relates to it being a pecker. You make the guy feel so good that his Dick feels wrecked and used.
Lucy gave me a double decker pecker wrecker last night. She’s a keeper
by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020
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Upper decker delux

The act of sharting in public and then taking your shit pasted underwear off and disposing of it in the tank of the toilet
Man 1. Boo boo has been gone for awhile

Man 2. He's probably taking a shit

Man 1. He farted before he left so likely

Person in question....we need to leave

Later admits he put his shitty underpants in the tank of the toilet of a public setting to avoid being embrassed

Now their shit covered under pants are worse then discovering actual shit in the tank

The upper decker delux
by Takindumps4200 June 28, 2022
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