client/server database

A client server database is where you rim another mans asshole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.

google search "client/server database" and look at the first link......you know you want to.......

by nothinggoespast May 23, 2009

Dataesthetics

A portmanteau of "data" and "aesthetics", meaning:
A set of principles concerned with the nature and appreciation of the beauty of visual arrangements of data, e.g flowcharts, infographics, and other data visualization media.

Living in the Information Age, where vast quantities of information are being researched, archived, and shared at every second, dataesthetics must be established to ensure that information is displayed beautifully, intuitively and efficiently.

by aegiswindstorm November 12, 2011

datagasm

So much data, you just can't hold it anymore!

I was reviewing the Master Data File, and boom - datagasm!!!!

by The Black Napper November 9, 2013

datafaced

The sensation or lack thereof that is attained from sitting for long periods of time staring into your computer monitor for data maintenance purposes

I've been sitting here so long, I can't feel anything below my neck, and above only a slight tremor in my eyes...I'm totally datafaced.

by datafaceD May 21, 2011

databagel

A databagel is a packet type specified by RFC-9001-A in conjunction with Cookies.js in order to define the breakfast layer of the Transport Protocol. Databagel is an extension of HTCPCP (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol) as specified in RFC 2324.

It is also noted in DOD 5220.22-M that the only way to permanently delete a databagel is to drag it to your mouth bin.

"This databagel goes best with schmear.class which is only available in coffee script, which is perfectly fine since my HTCPCP-enabled smart coffeepot already supports it."

"I was going to write this in applescript but decided to use databagel instead this morning."

by Hungry Torvalds November 22, 2013

dataholic

Addicted to data - its collection, use, organisation, etc - in the sense of "the fundamental interconnectedness of all things" as made use of by Dirk Gently, a character created by Douglas Adams.

It's no good, I'm a dataholic - I see someone's contact details and I can't help wanting to add them to the database.

by Phillip-B June 26, 2014

datavius

Datavius is a amazing brilliant young boy. Knows just What to say to get the ladies. He smart and talented but often doesn't show it. He loves to get his way and make people fall for his tricks.

Look at Datavius over there with his smart self.

by Tonna Neal May 16, 2018