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Danger Shit

The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds
I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great
by KingGimp January 3, 2009
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danger she smashed the homie

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.
Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.
by Danny beeh January 31, 2010
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dangerection

the potential erection at inappropriate times.

apply when: thinking of a hot girl while in the locker room, thinking of hot girls while getting Communion from priest, when your drunk non-attractive gal pal lies on your lap...
Katie is like a sister to me...so when she was about to lay her head in my lap, I was worried about dangerection.
by no comma momma May 13, 2010
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Danger Fart

1. A danger fart is effectively the same as Shart but sounds a hell of a lot cooler.

2. Trying to let out a fart, but realizing your dangerously close to letting out a little bit more.
*Pulls face and strains to fart, but stops abruptly*

Tomo: Is that gonna be silent but violent?
Sam: Nah, just a danger fart!
by muelman May 20, 2011
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Danger Kitten

A stuck up whore who needs to get a new view on the world.
Baron Samedi: Danger Kitten is mad because her boyfriend took her makeup and finger painting supplies
by Antz0r September 30, 2005
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danger wank

The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.
Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..
by GrungeMonkey April 18, 2006
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Dinger

A hard hit ball in baseball. Usually a double, triple, or home ru
"Joe hit the crap out of that double"

"Yeah dude that was a dinger"
by Np1017 October 24, 2014
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