Manstrual cycle

The periodic bitchy moodiness that men go through, which makes them way more irritable than a female going through PMS, despite the fact their piss poor attitude is accompanied by none of the physical symptoms women experience with their monthly cycle

Did you notice how snippy Blake was today?

Yeah, I think it's that part of his manstrual cycle again.

by Faisal.al.shahid December 3, 2022

Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.

- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle”

by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023

The Very Cycle

Whenever you start a project with high hopes for finishing, eventually start loosing motivation for it, start skipping portions of it and then finally give up on it entirely.

"man the very cycle hit again"

by averyprobably July 13, 2023

Rust Cycle Tetralogy

Originally the title of a book, Rust Cycle Tetralogy is a condition in which you feel as if you are being wiped from history piece by piece, slowly over the course of an extended period of time, until you are completely gone. Your friends will forget hanging out with you. Work you've done at your job will simply disappear. That lunch you made earlier and ate? It's back on the kitchen counter, untouched. "I think I'm beginning to disappear".

This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.

While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.

"Hey Bill! remember us going the Yankees game last Tuesday night? it was so crazy that they managed to comeback and win like that at the end!"

"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."

"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"

by Forest DweIIer July 28, 2023

cycle of caca

cycle of caca- never ending loop of you and ur special other/friends treating eachother like caca and feeling like caca.

You guys are both in the cycle of caca, i think you should break it off.

Ur relationship is toxic;-;

by JustaIdiot.. July 29, 2023

Stander cycle

Performance and standards of a street legal motorcycle however, the rider is standing on a platform or “deck” instead of sitting down.

I started riding Go-ped scooters as a kid, now I have a motorcycle license and ride a stander cycle.

by ho-pedder September 6, 2023

Depravity Cycle

An addictive Cycle of things you heavily regret, (usually porn related)

God damnit I think Kim Wexler’s feet are up next on my Depravity Cycle.

by Bombsgamer2221 September 14, 2023