Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Crunchy Niggah

A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.

Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.

by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023

crunchy

pretends to love nature but not actually

She's just being crunchy; she doesn't actually hike

by trying_always February 18, 2021

Crunchy

granola or hippie. Used by unstable children or as a joke. Describes anything that's crunchy perfectly.

Mom-"Are you an IPad kid?"
Me-"Yes?"
Mom-"Dang, you do be crunchy then"

by Pikasio February 25, 2022

Crunchy

To describe someone who is being angry or upset (not to confuse with salty)

"Amber why are you being crunchyour today?
"I just failed my test today"

by Lew_ser April 22, 2016

Crunchy Oat Square

Trump rally attendees with a chip on their shoulder.

I'm not ISIS you Crunchy Oat Square!

by LifetotallyCereal September 30, 2016

Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.

Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!

by Banana T September 15, 2018